"Honestly she should absolutely wear this when negotiating with hostile foreign nations. Ultimate power move. > Shall we go to the next item on the agenda or do you need to go stroke one out in the bathroom? Cmon Xi, I see that pathetic stiffy youre hiding...barely...its like you have a little Lego person in your pants."
"Actually, she could fuck anyone she wanted behind the security gates. Who the the hell would believe that story anyway? >Yeah! After working in the kitchen she screws a couple of us on the back lawn 3 times a week! > OK dude, whatever......."