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Sir_Lurksalot

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Porn is dead. They killed it with fake tits, fake cum and stupid eyebrows.
If the model hasn't got a butt plug, 5 giant cocks assaulting her, several greasy, tattoed Chads standing around and a look of 'how did I get here' it isn't produced.
Every set is the same, leaving the viewer feeling like he turned up late and wasn't invited anyway.
Lazy production and zero narrative.
Honestly, I can't tell one model from another these days. Same hair, Same makeup, polished beyond personality.
A tacky pastiche of Hollywood glamour adrift in vapid repetition.
Fatigued of this mediocrity , I have decided to supply a set of galleries that at least have a suggested back story. Sexual tension that asks questions without finality.
This is 'Infinite possabilities in the bedroom of the mind'
Please enjoy and comment.

Sir Lurksalot

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Gender: Male
Sexual orientation: Straight

Birth: 27/02/1977

Location: American Samoa

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	Apr 20, 2025 My galleries contain 'mostly' amateur situations with 'mostly' European complexions. I try to limit images from the Eastern Block as they make me feel like I should help them escape rather than fantasise over them. Fantasy is about mystery, and the narrative I propose provides the viewer with situations that leave open all possibilities to concoct their own erotic situations. If you like the galleries please comment. I appreciate all feedback. Sir_Lurksalot dirtyfithlysexy 23 May, 2025 very sexy pics x thanks for sharing such fun n jo x best wishes n kisses jane x x x JupiterFlaDave 13 May, 2025 I love your profile pic

	Apr 12, 2025 Porn is dead. They killed it with fake tits, fake cum and stupid eyebrows. If the model hasn't got a butt plug, 5 giant cocks assaulting her, several greasy, tattoed Chads standing around and a look of 'how did I get here' it isn't produced. Every set is the same, leaving the viewer feeling like he turned up late and wasn't invited anyway. Lazy production and zero narrative. Honestly, I can't tell one model from another these days. Same hair, Same makeup, polished beyond personality. A tacky pastiche of Hollywood glamour adrift in vapid repetition. Fatigued of this mediocrity , I have decided to supply a set of galleries that at least have a suggested back story. Sexual tension that asks questions without finality. This is 'Infinite possabilities in the bedroom of the mind' Please enjoy and comment. Sir Lurksalot funtungnfrog 16 May, 2025 Write a comment... funtungnfrog 16 May, 2025 Well said. Sir_Lurksalot 18 Apr, 2025 @EyeofDay You said it when you wrote 'without mystery, there is no erotica' EyeofDay 15 Apr, 2025 snappingsnappingsnappingsnappingsnappingsnapping Like at a Jazz Club or Poetry, "Preach it," When William James Studied the world and Presented his Research to the Empire of Britain, itself, still certain enough in some things to have asked the question, and Expected His Answer he'd told them that, "Religion is the Enthusiastic Performance of Solemn Emotions," Enthusiastic, Aesthetic, What is a Ritual But Unsimulated, Unsimulatable Transition, "I was and now I am," I am and Now I was, Life,. Death, Union, Disolutiuon, When Some Images and Notions, even whispered in coded language, Give To Us So Unlimited Ideas and The Kingdom of God within us fills with Such Vivid Pictures we can see them eyes open and drool like wolves for them to come next, after next, all together or all alone the same, "we call this porno," we call this Pornograph, we disrespect it and then attempt to recreate what we've denigrated and it Does Not Work, or, It Does, though not for the reasons or in the ways we've contrived it to; I think of the actress I've seen in Videos Watermarked, "Incesttube," or something quite similiar, who starrs in these quite simple films that feature such vivid Dialogical Monologues that it is in Fact, what do we say, "shocking," as if it were to do what we pretend it to do, rather than do, Pretend To Be Silent and Stupified right when we have the most alive inside of ourselves, right, but not because of the stories- because this young woman says those things and shows her face and SINGS them like they're poetry, is why, in this time of such Wicked Incelibate Atheist, "choose your term," these are some of mine but I share yours too, I share them and remind you that the Bedroom Itself is where the Christians have permitted what the Maenad and Fauns and Dryad all did in the fields and the Most of the World, but, the Marketplace. Basically, just, not in the marketplace. Source: Diogenes tried to in his barrel

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Buzzsaw48 Comments: 10,495	Commented on Jun 14, 2025 "You first year teachers will learn how to get and keep black parents especially fathers attention and be successful"

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Buzzsaw48 Comments: 10,495	Commented on Jun 14, 2025 "Mrs Raymond we are so glad that you've come out of retirement to become an important member of our remote learning team. Your talents will be much used and appreciated!"

Buzzsaw48 Comments: 10,495	Commented on Jun 14, 2025 "Diane just hold still and let me get a nice picture for your student ID card Welcome !"

Buzzsaw48 Comments: 10,495	Commented on Jun 14, 2025 "First day back after summer and first blowjob. 9th grade is going to be a wonderful learning experience"

Buzzsaw48 Comments: 10,495	Commented on Jun 14, 2025 "Sarah you're outstanding multitasking skills are just what we need here at the refugee welcoming Center you are officially a refugee welcome counselor as of right now"

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