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    Sir_Lurksalot
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    About Me
    Porn is dead. They killed it with fake tits, fake cum and stupid eyebrows.
    If the model hasn't got a butt plug, 5 giant cocks assaulting her, several greasy, tattoed Chads standing around and a look of 'how did I get here' it isn't produced.
    Every set is the same, leaving the viewer feeling like he turned up late and wasn't invited anyway.
    Lazy production and zero narrative.
    Honestly, I can't tell one model from another these days. Same hair, Same makeup, polished beyond personality.
    A tacky pastiche of Hollywood glamour adrift in vapid repetition.
    Fatigued of this mediocrity , I have decided to supply a set of galleries that at least have a suggested back story. Sexual tension that asks questions without finality.
    This is 'Infinite possabilities in the bedroom of the mind'
    Please enjoy and comment.

    Sir Lurksalot

    Interests
    Not yet filled in

    Signed up: 1 year and 7 months ago
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    Images uploaded: 13821

    Gender: Male
    Sexual orientation: Straight

    Birth: 27/02/1977

    Location: American Samoa

    Last Online: 8 hours ago

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    Sir_Lurksalot's profile
    Aug 24, 2026
    Admin have deleted my avatar. Sucks to be boot licking servants of mediocrity but there you go.
    Would of thought fixing the fkn site would be priority one?
    Pffft.
     
    Sir_Lurksalot's profile
    Feb 23, 2026
    New Blog Post!
    Integrity In Porn.
     


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    Comments (3) (See All Comments)
    Nickadventure6
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    Commented on Oct 1, 2026
    "but you know it was going to happen. Don't you ?"
     
    wyohorndog
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    Commented on Oct 1, 2026
    "My my, That looks like a real filling tube sandwich. YUM"
     
    Bethanycsiri
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    Comments: 718
    Commented on Oct 1, 2026
    "When you drink too much, my friends get to fuck you."
     
    Bethanycsiri
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    Comments: 718
    Commented on Oct 1, 2026
    "More men should adopt this style."
     
    angus70
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    Comments: 3,320
    Commented on Oct 1, 2026
    "She'd definitely make me cum that much!"
     
    Bethanycsiri
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    Comments: 718
    Commented on Oct 1, 2026
    "Like father, like son."
     
    Bethanycsiri
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    Comments: 718
    Commented on Oct 1, 2026
    "After you explain to your stepson that you can't get pregnant when you are already pregnant."
     
    Bethanycsiri
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    Comments: 718
    Commented on Oct 1, 2026
    "When you do the right thing. You couldn't have really put him on the bus in his condition."
     
    Bethanycsiri
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    Comments: 718
    Commented on Oct 1, 2026
    "Reminds me of my daughter and her boyfriend."
     
    Bethanycsiri
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    Comments: 718
    Commented on Oct 1, 2026
    "Helping him out with his morning wood."
     
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