"Wife told me in an Ambien fog one night how she loves sucking guys big balls, told me about her business trip where the guy had really huge balls that she could barely get both in her mouth. Loved that they hung down so low. Doesn't suck mine. Too small. I've seen larger balls on squirrels than mine. Guess that's why they aren't appealing to play with or suck on."
"I'd probably have to throw up if I had to kiss a guy, and the thought of cuddling with a guy makes me queasy. But, I'd suck his balls, stroke and suck his cock and let him cum in my mouth...."
"Oh my goodness, this guy is so nice and hairy... and those gorgeous hanging balls!!
OK, I want to be very clear now - I'm a twisted old Queer, cock-sucking sissy-faggot Wanna-Be ... and I have no teeth.
I think ... and I would just love to try this out ... that if I was to lay down a bed, on my back (with all of my clothes off, of course), this nice furry Bear could just hang those lovely testicles right into my mouth - and then I could just SUCK On Them.
Of course that might only last for just a moment ... because as sure as there's air, as sure as the sun shines, I could (next) probably only have ONE thing on my mind - and that would be having his Penis in my mouth, so I could just SUCK On That, too.
Isn't it great being Queers?"