"She may have drugged him the way her meatballs were poppin out the package he couldve sworn they was egg yolks and for a split secomd his life flashed before his numbnut"
"Got his eyes deeo in her burrata balls he fried her cooch like calamri saw stars lights flickered and she farted like he fed her chili dogs for an hour straight"
"Her neighbor has had a crush on her bruce. He is in his last few weeks of school off campus and she is her landlord. Last fove monthd she has been living in this boys peanuts rent free and a week to go she checks the place to make sure its good he scrambled this womens doodoos in her kitchen and grilled her cooch like it really was a good ass friggin pasta nit"