"Hello, Susan. How long has it been since high school? 24 years?! Both of us now 42 years old. Coming up to our 25th high school reunion. Mrs. Susan Miller. Oh?! You went back to Jones. You and Doug got divorced. Now, you want to interview with me as my secretary?! Well, your work history has gaps, and your typing speed is as low as it was back in high school. Remember, you used to sit next to me in typing class and try to steal my papers. Pulling down my gym shorts senior year on my 18thbirthday. Well, you do look fine naked. I will have to get back to you. You can get dressed and leave."