"After secretly taking careful measurements, I bought a catsuit like this for my daughter for her birthday. She said "Where the fuck am I supposed to wear this? To work? To school? To a bar? Everyone will think I'm a hooker. I can only wear this at home and only you will see it. You are a fuckin' perv dad to think I would wear something like this! You wear it dad - it's yours" So now I have an extra tight catsuit I wear around the house."