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    Sir_Lurksalot
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    About Me
    Porn is dead. They killed it with fake tits, fake cum and stupid eyebrows.
    If the model hasn't got a butt plug, 5 giant cocks assaulting her, several greasy, tattoed Chads standing around and a look of 'how did I get here' it isn't produced.
    Every set is the same, leaving the viewer feeling like he turned up late and wasn't invited anyway.
    Lazy production and zero narrative.
    Honestly, I can't tell one model from another these days. Same hair, Same makeup, polished beyond personality.
    A tacky pastiche of Hollywood glamour adrift in vapid repetition.
    Fatigued of this mediocrity , I have decided to supply a set of galleries that at least have a suggested back story. Sexual tension that asks questions without finality.
    This is 'Infinite possabilities in the bedroom of the mind'
    Please enjoy and comment.

    Sir Lurksalot

    Interests
    Not yet filled in

    Signed up: 11 months and 25 days ago
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    Gender: Male
    Sexual orientation: Straight

    Birth: 27/02/1977

    Location: American Samoa

    Last Online: 3 days ago

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    Feb 5, 2026
    New blog post!
    Please read and comment
    for the sake of my sanity!
     
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    Feb 5, 2026
    New blog post!
    Please read and comment for the sake of my sanity!
     


    Comments (4) (See All Comments)
    tunturi505
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    Comments: 4,993
    Commented on Feb 18, 2026
    "You won't need a babysitter? We've had so much fun while your parents asked me to "keep an eye on you" these last couple years - we'll have to find a way to keep meeting up. How about this - tell them that the math classes at that middle school are too hard and you need a tutor, I'll "volunteer" and bam, 2-3 times a week we can keep having our fun times."
     
    Castel678
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    Comments: 259
    Commented on Feb 16, 2026
    "Me faire jouir pendant que je lui bouffe la chatte, parfait"
     
    Frog44
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    Comments: 2,158
    Commented on Feb 15, 2026
    "Damn, what a lucky bitch!"
     
    Frog44
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    Comments: 2,158
    Commented on Feb 15, 2026
    "What a beauty!"
     
    g_l_s
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    Comments: 84
    Commented on Feb 14, 2026
    "take that bbc"
     
    quentinho_10
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    Comments: 4,275
    Commented on Feb 5, 2026
    "Mmm gourmande aux seins généreux"
     
    quentinho_10
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    Comments: 4,275
    Commented on Feb 5, 2026
    "Mmm petit fantasme de la machine à laver"
     
    quentinho_10
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    Commented on Feb 5, 2026
    "Jolie faciale sur ce jolie visage"
     
    quentinho_10
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    Commented on Feb 5, 2026
    "Mmm gourmande"
     
    quentinho_10
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    Commented on Feb 5, 2026
    "Toute mignonne"
     
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