"Really Doug? Still not hard? Do I not turn you on? Maybe take another blue pill. If you can't produce your little HARD dick in the next ten minutes I will be going over to Deacon's house"
"Well Doug, honey, that little pink thing there is hardly something to be proud of. Now if it was more closer to what Deacon is packing you would have something to be proud of. If that is as big as it gets, sorry to tell you but even Spence has you beat."
"I'd love to get Tori on her back with her head hanging over the edge of the bed so I can fuck fuck that mouth of hers. I'd go balls deep and show no mercy and have her gagging."