"My sister ran into our school janitor this summer at the beach. Five minutes later they were on the way to our hotel room. She just can't say "NO" to Black Males, even the 60 year old ones."
"Next time maybe you shouldn’t be staring at girls so much, especially with your wife right there. Now if you ask nicely enough, maybe my boyfriend will give you back your bathing suit. teehee"
"well dear we didn't come here to show off your new bikini, so yea im daring you to go layout in the nude section with all those sexy guys and see what happens.."
"well uncle mikey, my BF wont let me wear this outta the house..but he never said I couldn't invite someone in to look at it, so what ya think, hint hint.."
"nice big tits. i love these kinds. just a bit saggy but def not too much. perfect. great nipples too. i love big round areolas. you should check out my gf's tits. she's a bit more chubby but has nice fat tits. check em out n let me know"