"That's right dear, your mother is on the way over right now to help me with your enemas this morning. I understand that she used to "play with your dinkie" until it would squirt while she gave you enemas as a little boy, and I wanted her to see what a big boy could do now. Oh look how hard you're getting just remembering mommy and her soft warm hands........"
"so the deal is that if I can make you cum in under a min.....I get to go and fuck your friend Jamile tonight right?....this is going to be so easy....oops..really already?..."