"Mother Superior: That is one impressive dildo, sister. Is it based on a real man?--Yes, Mother: my daddy, the proud father of my firstborn.--Really? Would your father object to doing the house the honor and favor of impregnating all its members?--Not at all, Mother. My dad will do anything to please me, and nothing would make me happier than our son having a whole big bunch of brothers and sisters."
"Ready to take your vows, sweetheart?--Oh, yes, daddy! What about you? Are you ready to play your role in my ordination?--Of course, darling; I'm going to impregnate you so that you may have a child to contribute to the Orphanage of the Sisters of the Order of Saint Fecundity.--You got it, daddy! Pregnant nuns are a hallowed tradition of the Order of Saint Fecundity, which none of its members has ever shirked. The towns where the Order has its houses always have sons and daughters of its nuns who are proud outstanding members of their communities!"