"A special holiday card to the brave men of special opps in the middle east this christmas. Melania sends all her love from her and husband Donald. Wishing everyone there a little holiday cheer!"
"When Donald was explaining to me about the is being president thing,he explained to me that Bush's got voted out of the White House . So when he got elected I shaved off my hairy pussy because I did nt think you could have a Bush in the White House"
"When my husband said I would be involved in every trade deal I thought that was good for me. Then I learned that part of the trade deal was me being humped all night by all these ambassadors and foreign dignitaries . I was humiliated. Then I find out I don't even get my regular $500 a trick. This being First Lady is harder than I thought it would be."
"It's funny now. But When my husband had his first $500 a plate campaign fund raiser , I took off my dress and started going to each table and sucking there dicks and lifting skirts to eat there pussy. Then the secret service man tells me I don't have to do that anymore. I don't know , cause that's what I always did for $500"