"Run your Hands right up that Hemline, Feel Her Smooth, Silky Thighs and Arrive in Heaven!! I could eat Her out for a Week!! I want Her in Continuous Orgasm on my Face!! Screaming Filth at me!!"
"That is my idea of a Proper Man's Shag if you can get through the Latino Tantrums and the Up Her Ass Ego? Eva's Ass is just Celeb Porn!! Doing Anal on that must be an out-of-body experience Divine Bitch!! The Powerhouse Thighs would keep you Fucking Her All night!! Certainly, quite Superb Fantasy Masturbation!!"
"Diane K 99% Legsex!! To Her Fucking Ears. That Total Shite She did for Amazon??? Undid my Respect as an Actress for Her. Such a ridiculous part? Why the Fuck She that i dont know? She was absolutely superb in the Bastards.....What a Fucking Great film."