"Yeah April!!! Take our mutant jizz in your skull you human cumdumpster! Not like there's anything else between your ears; your stupid ass gets captured so much we're starting to think you enjoy getting spitroasted by Bebop and Rocksteady's pig and rhino dicks. Now lick that mess up and finish your report, slut-bucket!"
"April reveals to the world during a special report that the Turtles... while they ARE heroes... they are also depraved cum-slurping faggots willing to eat any cum, anytime, anywhere. I'm under the desk there sucking Master Splinter's cum out of April's slutty pussy while my brothers' spunk drips from her stuffed ass. When I've licked that off the floor I'm gonna go lap Vernon's jizz up next on live camera! I've been dying to taste human cum and I hope this ain't the last time!!!"
"Get ready for number 14 April, you gangbanged sack of human slut! Leo, get your faggot ass over there and pull that condom out of her pussy with your teeth, and while you're on your knees anyway why don't you lick my ass while I knock April up with my mutant babies!"
"That's right you skanky fucking whore! You're already used to the smell of shit and piss, now bathe in it and get used to the taste you slutty human pair of tits! I'm gonna enjoy watching that recording for a long long time, bitch."