""Would you like to use this on my ass Daddy? I will lick and suck it clean afterwards. Maybe we can make it into a salad for dinner and smile as Mom eats it?""
"If I had titties I'd wear this to the park, the old pervs will know it's an invite for them to maul and grope them with their big, rough, grubby old hands"
"Oh man I can't wait to go out on my year abroad as a language assistant in a school and have all of these slutty schoolgirl images in the back of my mind. I'm sure that won't prove in any way distracting..."