"Let's make a rough estimate of how many cocks this dirty old bitch has sucked off: 45 years times 365 days equals over 16,000! But wait, she was working truck stop parking lots, sidewalks outside of high schools, dive bar rest rooms, alleyways, glory holes, and now stairwells. Has to be over 100,000 mouthfuls of splooge. No wonder that her teeth and stomach have been eaten away. And still she can never get enough. My Gran, she still finds time to drain my nut sack every day!"