""Do you like Mommy's wig, sweetie? I can't wait to see you during the Holidays. 48 hours in a motel together, Schmoopie. Should I wear the disguise? Does it make me look like a hooker? Do you want to treat me like a hooker? XX""
""Do you like Mommy's picture, sweetie. When you come home for Spring Break I'll be waiting for you. Your Dad's in your sister's old room and you're going to share Momma's bed.""