"Nice try. I like these, but when I want something really cute I go to Victoria’s Secret and buy some pretty girl’s panties or a thong! And the girls there are always so pretty and helpful. They ask “what size is she?”, and I answer, “well actually, these are for ME!”, and they smile and say, “great!” and show me their prettiest stuff and their sale items, and keep coming back to see if I’m finding everything OK. When they’re not helping me they’re talking with the other sales girls, and it’s exciting to know they’re probably discussing what my fit body might look like in some of the items I’m picking out!!"