"I wish the workmen in my house would leave there cum on the inside of my panties, it means I have to wear them inside out to feel their sperm squishing about"
"I can't wait to get into the bathroom after the plumber leaves, to find out if he found my panties on the radiator for him, tempting enough to make him leave a gift for me"
"The only type of panties a true sissyfag like me would wear for my granddad and friends. Maybe under a slightly too small leotard while I dance for them in his basement. If I'm lucky I'll get their salty treats!"