"Even though you have a little cock, I would still like to play with it and get you hard and suck on it an jack you off, either into your face or mine!"
"Yes you do have small dick as do I . Mine is actually smaller and now fully impotent, BUT yours isn't even pleasing to the eye. I love cock, the bigger the better, but yours is just plain ugly I'm afraid. Sorry but it needed to be said."