"Probably how Padme made most of her political career, sucking hundreds of aliens' cocks and getting in bed next to Anakin with her belly sloshing full of their spunk."
"Excuse me, I thought Jedi' knights took a chasity vow to keep them focused on their work and not on women. At least that's what Obi or Qui-Ginn told Anakin when he had a forbidden love with Padme ! Looks like even the knight s have certain needs though. Where's Yoda when you need him ? Love it. MORE ?"
"Well, he is big and furry and should warm her up nicely. Although after their tryst is done, she'll definitely need a blanket to stay warm with ; unless he;s going to warm her bed too ! Leia such a kinky princess . Love it !"
"Should have stuck with Anakin and Obi-Wan instead of wondering off to check out the seller's bazaar. Now she's a mess and has to get out of there before Jabba's goons grab her and take her to his palace. Nice pic. More ?"
"Whatever she went back there to get , I hope it was valuable enough. Cause now when she returns to Luke, Han, and Chewie, she going to smell like a garbage pile. Hopefully, the Millenium Falcon has a heavy duty sonic shower or bath so she can clean up and some dry clothes to change into. Nice caption. Oh she might want to see her doctor as well- Gynecology. Never can tell about these critters you know ! More ?"