"This is some serious pussy fire power right here. Worth seven figures in the right hands yet probably squandered on some dumb ass guys majoring in technical communication or civil engineering. I hope the girls had their fair share of orgasms."
"Fucking christ she is gorgeous. I almost feel bad for the young dudes who screwed her- unloading your ballsack into this amazing piece of ass must have felt like having your soul ripped out through your dick hole. No woman after her could ever live up to that experience."
"Trivia, Ive fucked a vampire, a bumblebee, two 70s girls, two cowgirls, a cat, a hula/tiki girl, 3witches, a body painted i dont know what the fuck, a bunch of grapes, a radio or maybe she was a toaster, a soccer girl, and two different yellow Little Bo Peeps"
"This slut bunny is pouring the elixir that has facilitated the insertion of college guys dicks into dorm sluts pussies for decades. There is always room for 1 more shot of Malibu."
"These are before pictures when the costume is perfect. I want to see 2am after it has had tequila spilled on it, has soaked up 2 hours of sweat from dancing, has her roommates lipstick on it from kissing each others bodies to tease the boys, been puked on, been ripped off her body, and the dude is wiping the jizz of his cock with it. Walking back down the dorm hallway at 6:50am in that dress must have been glorious."
"Fuck. Yes. That girl on top is a party. The girl on the bottom is looking at the dude taking the picture like --- Yer gonna want get this on video cause this bitches tongue is about to send me to heaven....."
"the girl in the middle is so jealous that her friends get rimmed by their boyfriends. she barely gets eaten out and also has to deal with her bf having a tiny dick."