"Bella's boyfriend Brian wanted her to send him a picture while he was at work so she did with the comment, 'tonite babee I'm gonna completely and totally submit to you. I'll do anything you want, anything goes babee.'. After a few minutes, he sent her another text asking for the picture and she said she'd sent it. He texted back saying he hasn't got it yet so she checked her sent files. Oh my god, she accidentally sent it to Brittanie, her lesbian bull-dyke neighbor whose been trying to get into her pants for months, not Brian. FUCK! Meanwhile Brittanie heard the ting of her neighbors phone, opened it and text back, 'FINALLY! 8:00pm tonight, my place and wear thigh highs with the same clothing. Don't be late bitch. Brittanie. XOXO'"
"Oh sweet Corinna, I could masturbate to you all day. Oh wait, I already have. Several times in fact. I guess I'm going to do it again. Excuse me while I get some lotion."