"My wife said her mom called and she needs some help for a few hours. This is what I saw when I walked into my mother-in-law's house. It took 3 hours to make her happy. You know, I walked away very happy also."
"We change up who has control every night of the week. My bride gets 5 days in charge, I get 1, and her black bull gets the night he is here. I think it is a fair arrangement."