"Well, what do you think of my pussy lips?
I hope you don't mind me saying this,but they seem very close together for a woman of your age?
Your uncle hasn't parted them in over five years, so, I'd say they've tightened up some?
Uncle Harry's an idiot! If you were my wife I'd be parting those lips two to three times a week?
Really? Would you?
Are you asking me to?
Yes?
Are you still fertile or have you gone through the menopause?
I've gone through the menopause , but I'm using HRT?"
"There's no need to pull your knickers down that far, auntie? Halfway down your thighs would've been more than enough? Pull them back up again and then I can ease them down along your thighs?"