"Mrs. Rice turns as her young assailant leaves her in a deserted, old house. Her cellphone, with its nearly-dead battery, is in her purse nearby and she can wriggle over to it, in time."
""See ya tomorrow, Edith; you might be able to yank off those breast ropes but I wouldn't recommend it," she is told. Then the light in the shed is turned out and Edie is left in darkness."
"Edith Plunkett has had her saggy breasts bound since Thursday and her boyfriend, Ed, decided to take her camping. After setting a bonfire, Ed tied Edith to a broken tree, stuffed her mouth with a towel and duct-taped half her face. Ed and Edith had a chat before he went into the tent and left her there overnight."