"I have a glass-top coffee table and a black leather ottoman that we all shoot our loads on. It's always a real turn-on when we rub and slap our still-hard dongs in each other's sperm!"
"Mmmm... you'd have a ball at my circle jerk parties. There's usually 4-5 of us every week and we sometimes jack off in our ladies' panties, bras and bathing suits. A while back, five of us blew our loads in a pair that the guy took home and put back in his wife's underwear drawer. She put them on and wore them to work, (unknowingly) having our dried sperm and piss all over her cunt and ass that day. Gets me hard just recalling the story!"