"I find it hard to believe she's had 300 cocks. Her cunt looks fairly tight and I would certainly volunteer to see how tight or slack she is. Did she bring you creampies home?"
"Fucking cow, I'd ease just my cock head into her ass and start pissing into her, see how she likes my warm urine up her anus. I'd pull out, and maybe see a little bit of her shit on my cock so I'd then push it into her cunt and keep peeing inside her. Nothing like a bit of shit and piss inside your ex wife's pussy."