Three women, two younger and one senior citizen, were sitting naked in a sauna.

Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The young woman pressed her forearm and 

the beeping stopped.

The others looked at her questioningly.

"That was my pager" she said, "I have a microchip under the skin of my arm."

A few minutes later a phone rang. The second young woman lifted her palm to her ear.

When she had finished, she explained, "That was my mobile phone, I have a microchip

in my hand."

The older woman felt very low-tech. Not to be outdone, she decided that she had to do

something just as impressive. 

She stepped out of the sauna and went to the bathroom.

Soon she returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging out from her rear end.

The others looked at each other, raising their eyebrows with horror, stared at her.

The older woman sat quietly and finally said......

" Well, will you look at that......I'm getting a fax!!"