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I was standing at the back of a fairly crowded lift, next to my mum in a store in Norwich when
most people got out at the first floor. We wanted the sixth floor so went on up.
As most people left, a young and beautiful woman got in smelling strongly
of an expensive perfume. We mumbled to each other as she stood so close to us.
Then she turned to us and said arrogantly," 'Romance' by Ralph Lauren, £60 an ounce."
As we slowly went on up, an even more smart, beautiful woman joined us in the lift
and her perfume was equally overpowering.
I sneezed, grabbing a handkerchief. She looked at me most disapprovingly arrogantly stating,
" 'Chanel No. 5' at £99 an ounce."
The first woman unhappily winced looking most displeased.
Two floors later we reached our destination and we were about to leave the lift when my mum
looked both women in the eye, then bent over and farted very loudly and said....
" Broccoli and leek, 55p!"
The doors closed on them as we left.
My mum can always be relied on to do things like that!!
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