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Wife: "Could you please go and buy one carton of milk,
and if they have eggs, get six."
A short time later the husband walks in with six cartons of milk.
Wife: "Why did you buy six cartons of milk?"
Husband: "They had eggs."
"Can you please help me," the woman pleaded to the garage mechanic,
"I'm having problems with my car."
"What's the problem then, Madam," the mechanic helpfully replied.
"I think the transmission may be broken.
My car works fine during the daytime, but won't drive at all at night.
I put it in 'D' for daytime and I can go anywhere I need to, but at night time when I
put in 'N' it won't move."
The mechanic shuffled, but before he could speak she continued.
"To top it all off, the other day, I was sitting at a red light and this guy next to me
wanted to race me.
The light turned to green, I slammed it into 'R' for race, stamped on the accelerator
and crashed hard, straight into the car behind me.
Any help with this problem would be gratefully appreciated.
Thank-you."
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