You're 22. I'm 34. You're in college. I have a docterate in Psychology. You say you're 'horny'. Let's just say that I KNOW. That I KNOW and that my knowledge of it goes a bit deeper than yours. You see, I have studied human sexuality, behavioural psychology, sex therapy... There are certain unavoidable truths, young man, that you face. On a daily basis. Hormones. Hormones, for instance, that from even before you wake up in the morning are driving you. Making you erect. So so so often. Making it so that the act. Sex. Is simply never more than a thought's whisper from your waking mind. It's how you're hardwired. It's naughty. It's simply nature. In your mind, you may be intelligent, driven, thoughtful, capable, and determined. But, you see, I know that you would just as easily put it down... your hopes and dreams. Put it down for a simple base physical act that you can't stop dwelling on. And the truth is, young man, you will do this over and over and over, throughout your adult life: SCREW. Bone. Fuck. Ride-Cunt. Jizz-your-fucking-brains-out.  Good boy.