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A Dispatch from Bizarro Land
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Joe was an average guy, living in a suburban home. One day,
Joe went down his driveway to check his mail. Joe opened the door on his
mailbox to find inside a waiting, hungry mouth. Joe was stunned, but the mouth
looked so inviting that he immediately unzipped his fly and fed it his manhood.
After Joe came in the mouth, he withdrew, quickly closed up his pants and
closed the mailbox before anyone saw.
Several weeks went by with Joe getting his mail as usual.
Then one day, Joe opened his mailbox door only to find a warm, wet vagina. Joe
could not believe his eyes. Excited, Joe wasted no time in unzipping his fly
and pushing his member into the vagina’s warm embrace. Joe buried his member
right to the balls and was so excited, that he came on the first thrust,
shooting his seed deep inside. After that, Joe quickly withdrew, closing up his
pants and the mailbox before anyone saw.
Some time went by with Joe getting his mail as usual. Then
one day a mail truck unexpectedly came up Joe’s driveway. The mailperson handed
Joe a package from an address he did not recognize. Inside that package was a
cabbage patch doll.
The moral of this story is either, mail carriers
are strangely fertile; it is better to eat than to receive; or I am
deliberately wasting your time in having you read this. Comment to let me know
which.
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Posted on : Jan 7, 2019
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