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A pensioner drove his brand new Mercedes to 100mph. Looking in
his rear-view mirror he saw a police car behind him. He floored it to
140, then 150 and 155mph .........
Suddenly he thought, " I'm too old for this nonsense!"
So he pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the police
car to catch up with him.
The Officer walked up to him, looked at his watch and said,
"Sir, my shift ends in ten minutes and I'm taking off with my
family for the weekend. If you can give me a good reason, one
that I've never heard before, why you were speeding....I'll let you go."
The man looked very seriously at the policeman and replied,
" Years ago, Officer, my wife ran off with a policeman....and I thought
you were bringing her back!"
The policeman left saying, " Have a good day, Sir!"
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