Had a fun thought pop into my head this evening, if I found myself in a position to advertise for a slave, what would I put in the ad?
After many versions, I think I have the right one:
-----------------
Wanted: Young Slave for Old Pervert
Wanted - young, (18-25), female bisexual or heteroflexible slave to serve old, white, male pervert.
Ideal candidate will be slim to petite, have no hard limits or inhibitions, high sex drive and passionately masochistic.
Must be drug free, no criminal record and have a full passport as extensive travel will be required. Must have English as a first, or strong second language
Previous experience in TPE lifestyle an advantage, but not compulsory as full instruction will be given. All ethnicities welcome.
Applicants must be able to demonstrate an understanding of informed consent.
---------------------
Sure, I can ask for this, while I'm at it, let's have the moon on a stick, world peace and a worldwide end to starvation. They won't happen either really. Still, a man can dream.
|