I made another prank call to my mom last night. I gave her a call pretending to confirm an appointment from Dr. Simon Cox. I asked for information about her next breast exam. I asked at first some simple questions and then hit her with some fun questions. I asked about her bra size, which she answered without hesitation. I then asked how big her nipples are. She became aggitated asking why it mattered. I said it here on the questionaire. She answered the size of a quarter. I asked if her nipple discharges any liquids. No, she replied. I then said: "I can't wait to feel up your big old titties Mrs. Mullin." To which I was told to go fuck myself. And I did fuck myself, with a buzzing anal toy I stole from my Titsy Mommy! 

I love prank calling my dear old mom, she takes it so serious at first and her bursts of anger when she realizes the prank is classic.