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I am a maiden who is forty,
And a maiden I shall stay.
There are some who call me haughty,
But I care not what they say.
I was running the tombola,
At our church bazaar today,
And doing it with gusto
In my usual jolly way....
When suddenly, I knew not why
There came a funny feeling
Of something crawling up my thigh!
I nearly hit the ceiling.
A mouse! I thought. How foul! How mean!
How exquisitely tickly!
Quite soon I know I'm going to scream.
I've got to catch it quickly.
I made a grab. I caught the mouse,
Now right inside my knickers.
A mouse my foot! It was a HAND!
Great Scott! It was the vicar's!
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