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What a relief.
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Nun quietly to the Mother Superior:
"We've a case of syphillis in the Convent"
"The Lord be praised. I've grown quite tired of the Beaujolais!"
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Posted on : Aug 17, 2018
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Commented on Oct 10, 2018
:) Your sense of humor shows also on your gallery titles. Unique, refreshing blog to entertain an old guy tying his shoes.
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Commented on Aug 19, 2018
Hilarious! I love it. Thanks for sharing.
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Commented on Aug 18, 2018
Oh. religious jokes? :D
Cohen ist sitting in front of his house on Shabat and paints the garden fence.
Greenbaum comes along, sees Cogen, stands and asks "But... Cohen... On Shabat you can't paint your fence."
Cohen answers: "Well I've asked the Rabbi".
Greenbaum says: "Oh" and walks along.
Comes Goldstein, sees that and says "Oh Cohen. Are you really painting this fence on Shabat?"
Cohen answers: "Well I've asked the Rabbi".
Goldstein says: "Oh" and walks along.
Then Mosche Mandelbaum comes his way. He sees Cohen, stands and says: "But Cohen, You do not really paint this fence on Shabat!"
Cohen answers: "Well I've asked the Rabbi".
Moshe asks: And what did he say?"
Cohen: "Well he said, it's not allowed".
Moshe: "And? Nu?"
Cohen: "Who cares what he's talking...."
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Shlomo ans Moshe are out of money again.
Moshe says to Shlomo: The priest of that new baptist church down the street pays 1000 Euos to each new member of his church.
So Shlomo goes to the chirch and becomes a new member.
As he comes back wit hthe money Moshe says: "Ok, then you can give me 200 Euros for that hint."
Shlomo answers: "See Moshe, that's exactly what we christians don't linke with you jews."
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