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There was a young fellow from Hyde,
Who fell down a sewer and died.
The next day his brother fell into another,
And now they're interred side by side.
Doctor Bell fell down the well
And broke his collar bone.
Doctors should attend the sick
And leave the well alone.
Mary had a little lamb
She also had a bear.
And everywhere that Mary went
You could see her bear behind.
Two pea-nuts were crossing Trafalgar Square.
One was assaulted.
What lies at the bottom of the sea and wobbles?
Answer: A nervous wreck.
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