So, I guess people do read! And yeah, still not too sure what to write but since someone suggested staying with sex stories, I'll share one that happened not that long ago. :) 

 So, my horniness is somewhat random, somewhat predictable. If I'm drunk or high... basically Im ready to go. Of course, the longer I go without, that helps too. Add any combo of those things... and yeah, I'll do damn near anything for release lol 

 Right after smoking quite a bit, and it had been a bit since I had an orgasm, a friend called. I had totally been about to go into the other end of the house and just cum a couple of times, but you know. It's rare I talk to my friends on the phone so, I decided to do that instead. 

 Well, while talking to her I was absently touching myself, nothing like the sauna, lol, but running my hands under my shirt and over my tits, playing with my nipples, etc. After a bit of just chatter we began talking about pedicures, I know, and she was describing the last one she got. I forgot why, I think there was a bunch of silliness or ridiculous pricing, fucked if I remember I was stoned. lol 

 Either way, it did the trick because I began thinking about her feet and what it would be like to be told the story while she forced me to worship her pedicured feet. I got really horny. After shoving my hand down my pajama bottoms I decided to say hell with it, got up while talking to her and went to the bedroom. That's where my hitachi is. lol Still on the phone, I strip completely nude while talking. Up until this point, I was responding like a normal person lol 

 I got in bed and laid down spreading my legs nice and wide, i began petting my body in earnest while talking to her. Stroke, pinching, pulling, a little finger fucking. After what seemed forever of that, I mean it wasn't that long honestly, I grabbed my hitachi and the blankets. I reasoned if I threw the blankets over my bottom half she wouldn't hear the loud sound of the hiatachi. 

 Flicking it on low, i tried to respond as I moved it closer to my cunt, up my thighs, over my abdomen, down the other thigh, a slow massaging circle until i had it on my clit. Practically dripping I put it on and bit my lip to keep the gasp down. The entire time she's still talking and I'm concentrating on what she's saying but also day dreaming like a sex starved teenager about her feet, cunt, and ass. Just.. yeah. 

 Anyway, I get super close. I'm ready to climax and she pauses and goes, "What are you doing?" and I kind of freak out. I laugh awkwardly and say I'm stretching, she calls bullshit on that and says she can hear the vibe going in the background, and what the hell got me going. 

 I can't hang up on her, cause she's my best and oldest friend... so I rather haltingly, and very embaresssingly, tell her that I was very horny already and she knows I have a foot fetish and.... yeah. 

 She laughed as I recall, and told me to keep going then. But she isn't much for story telling without someone giving input, ooops I apparantly was so lost in trying not to make a sound that I went silent except for the sound of the vibe and the small gasps and moans I couldn;t hold in but thought were too low to hear. 

 So, I respond to her story... by telling her what I'm doing to myself, and within moments I've got the vibe in high, she's got one herself (not a hitachi), I've gotten a dildo at her request, We spent the next 30 minutes or so having weird impromptu phone sex, where she is in charge, telling me to kneel, get into doggy, how deep and hard to pound the dildo, all the while I'm still dying to cum, so the edge comes really, really easy like every minute, and she would just not let me cum. Not until she had like, three. 

Mine came after her third, finally, and she had me lay on my back, spread as wide as I could while putting my feet as far above my head as I could, so i had one foot propped on the head board, the other spread but off to the side and pinned behind one arm, while i kept rythem with her telling me to pump my big blue dildo in and out of my cunt. She even had me put it on speaker so she could hear the wet sounds it made better, at the edge when I was begging her to let me cum she told me to use the hitachi on high with the dildo and I could cum like that, but I had to repeat "I'm a fuck toy" until i came and the orgasm stopped. 

 Well, I mean... it didn't take long. Like the second the hitachi on high hit my clit I was ready, it took only a few pumps of the dildo before I screamed out, yeah several times badly with raggedly gasping breath, that I was a fuck toy. and I even squirted a tiny bit, not much more like just oozed a lot of wetness I guess, when I pulled the dildo out mid orgasm. 

After, I sat there panting and sweating and she laughed, said it was hot. But she needed to go to bed, we said goodnight... and haven't spoken of it since. lol 

 Was fun, I haven't had phone sex since I was like... 22 or something i think. lol