Francesa's blog Profile | Galleries | Favorites | Fanbase | Clubs | Comments | Blog Some outrageous put-downs. You were obviously such an ugly kid, your mother had to tie a fresh steak round your neck to get the puppy to play with you...   You're about as welcome as diarrhea in a space suit...   You're so old you can remember when the Dead Sea was just ill...   You're very open-minded - is that how your brain slipped out...?   You'd lose an argument with an inanimate object...   I don't mind you talking so much as you don't mind me not listening...   She's a waste of makeup...    You're so stupid you'd take a ruler to bed to see how long you'd slept...   I'm sorry, you've obviously mistaken me for someone who cares...   You remind me of the ocean....you make me feel sick...   You're not yourself today, I notice the improvement immediately...   You are starting to sound reasonable. It's time to increase my medication...   He's so stupid, he'd buy a solar-powered flash-light...   Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home...?    You really light up a room when you leave it...       Posted on : Jul 25, 2018     Add Comment TheOldNick Comments: 743 Commented on Aug 7, 2018 Do you have a brother? No? Stunning - never thought one single person could be that dumb. Just marry your sister and continue your family tradition. Bread can mold at least... Usually one keeps the child and discards the afterbirth.. (Just testing if commenting works at all)