Dear husband,

Once again last week you were outside with your stupid friends drinking beer and pretending like you morons are a NASCAR pit crew with your stupid junk trucks.  

I told you Alicia always looks for an excuse to come in and talk to me while I'm showering.

She came over and you knew I just got home from work and was in the shower. You knew she came over right at the same time because she tries to catch me showering everyday.  

I let her eat my pussy  this time and I left the door open hoping you would catch us. But you didn't. 

I used to feel bad about all the times I cheated on you, but not anymore.

PS, I fuck your friends.