I don't want to be called Mistress, Goddess or anything besides Lexi or "girl".

Please do not tell me that I am better than you, I am your superoir or anything like that. It's crap and it gets your message dumped immediately.

I don't partake in conversations where I am (somehow in your delusional mind) better than you in ANY possible way.

Want me to actually respond? Treat me with respect. Start with a simple, "Hello. How are you? Would you like to talk about __________?"