So I started writing my life story, how I learned about sex from a very young age, having a wonderful F-F relationship from school days, through to finding this site and looking at loads of pics.

I use the pics as inspiration, if I see a women using a toy I will look at what type of toy it is and perhaps even buy one similar. If I see her wearing something nice I might buy the same. Then I put myself in her place, in my head, and enjoy whatever she was doing :-) It sounds odd, OK, but it turns me on to do that.

I was recently verified as genuine by ImageFap staff. It's not brought me any new female friends as yet but several guys seem to think I'm going to be interested in a picture of their cock - erm, no, I'm not.

It's a real shame that people can't be bothered to read a profile before jumping in with both feet. I read about people and become a fan if I like what I see.  Usually after someone becomes one of my fans, I always check them out. 

Since writing my original blogs, back in 2014, I have now retired and spend a lot of time on here, I'll probably give my coffin rising damp when I eventually go! But I love it, being able to play with myself all day and every day. I'm no gardener, the womens institue can shove their jam, I don't want to meet new people at the old folks centre either.

I have stopped writing the book, nobody would ever buy it anyway so why waste time. 

If you have read this far, why not send a message and say Hi ?