I have been trying to do status updates for a while but a bug and my bad memory kept messing it up for me. The status text box auto deletes everything if you click off it at all... Great.

So updates. I have been horny, of course. This site has helped with that a lot and encouraged more while I was at it. I have bought 2 new toys and another jock strap because I oved the first one so much, but this one is more just straps, no fabric at all really so that will be interesting to wear out and about. I always feel really naughty wearing the jockstrap out as it allows such easy acces to my ass my fantasies go wild, all the things that people could do to me anytime, pretty much anywhere. I would not have to get undressed just pull down my trousers and let them go balls deep and dump their load in me, one can dream.

Speaking of which I finally fulfilled part of my fantasy, I fucked my self hard while wearing the jockstrap. I am usually soft while I play with my ass so my dick was nicely held in the pouch leaking like I wanted making a nice sticky mess in my underwaer while I had fun with myself. In the end I came in them and wanted to clean them up with my tongue, but my sex drive was exhausted after that session. Though I did make up for it just a few minutes ago while fapping to some pictures here. Blew my load on a dirty pair of underwear and licked them clean. So much fun, maybe eventually I will get to clean someone elses cum out of their panties.

The toys are what I am really looking forward to. You have all encouraged me to push my boundaries, literally, so the two new toys one the way are also my two widest toys. I love a good stretch and these will make that happen.

The first is a big wolf cock with a nice big knot. Nice and long with good texture and the knot will be, when it arrives, I think either the biggest or second biggest thing to go in me, only the butt plug is wider I think. But this will be a seriously fun dildo to play with, get a nice long fuck teasing myself with it and then when I am ready I can shove it all the way in and get it stuck nice and firmly. I cannot wait for the first time I try to push the knot in, it will be a struggle but the relief when it pops will send me over the edge for sure. Then I have to get it back out...

The second is even wider, it will definitely be the widest thing I have and it is bacially the complete opposite to the other new toy. This is a reasonably regular dick type dildo but completely smooth along the shaft. The fun is in the head, or should I say heads. It has three of them in a row! So widest part first instead of the wolf dildo with the widest at the end. Straight for the stretch with this one, I will have to loosen myself up with another toy first and then try take the first head. That is going to be a fun time, even better because if I get one in than I have another two to look forward to, or dread if the first was tough. It is making me so hard thinking about it, I love a challenge. Then once they all pop in they will push nicely along my insides against all the good spots while I ride the length, the ridges bumping past my prostate one after another back and forward. Ooohhh I cannot wait.

I will of course add these to my toy collection gallery, so that is something to look forward to for all involved. 

So with all that finally out of the way I think I am all caught up. I will try not to mess up the status updates next time and that should be soon enough when the toys arrive.