so i was out drinking last night and clearly couldn’t drive so I ordered and Uber. The wait for cabs was just stupid. When the Uber pulled up it was the prude 20 something year old cunt in a 2 year old BMW. When I got in she just started barking orders like she had the right to. No smoking no yelling wear your seatbelt. So naturally I told her to fuck off and drive the car. As we were driving she just wouldn’t shut up and eventually had to stop for gas as she was paying for gas. Naturally i had to send a message and put this bitch in her place. So as she was pumping her gas I pissed all over the floor and on the back of the front seats in her BMW than I light up a smoke to smell up the whole car. She took 10 min to pump her gas and get something from inside the store. So when I got don’t with my cigarette I put it out on the back seat and left a nice burn make on her seats. When the cunt came back and lost her mind and yell yelling that I was smoking in her car. I just lied and said I didn’t as she couldn’t actually prove it was me. She drove me the reat of the was. I paid with no tip than left.

 probably should have keyed the car well she was inside at the store. Maybe next time.