I like munching muff just as much as getting a blowjob, sometimes even more. A nice time begins with some kisses, mutual disrobing, maybe a shared shower. Followed with playful foreplay until one of us takes more control to please the other, knowing that their turn is coming later.

 It can be a contest to see who pleases the other best, or longest. Fearless, open communication as to what feels better makes learning each others body much faster & more enjoyable.

A few "quickies" during the days of work are as fun as a weekend of marathon sex, when you know what works best.

So sweet lady, teach me your muff,

I'll be your butcher-boy if you'll be my deli-girl.

Then I'll bring you the "beef"  & you can "smoke" my sausage.

This is only my opinion, until I put it up in ya.

 It don't matter how long or how thick, it's how you "wiggle" & "nibble" it that does the trick.