My friend Angie and I play cards together a lot. She wins a lot more games than I do and that's the way she likes it. So I decided to push that button about her losing a game to get her riled up. I guaranteed her that I would win the next game and of course she said well, we will see won't we? I said why don't we sweeten the pot a little and see just how confident you are then. She looked straight at me with those pretty brown eyes and asked, what did you have in mind?

I said if you win, I will strip down buck naked and do whatever you say. It will be your choice as to whatever you want to make me do while completely naked and all you have to do is sit, fully clothed and watch me do it. She smiled and said, and if I lose? I knew if I didn't get this right that she would never agree to it. So I said well, as bad as I would love to see you naked, I know you would never allow that to happen, right? She said that's right. You have never seen me naked and you won't ever see me naked. But I find it very flattering that you want to so bad. I said I bet you do. So I pick the next best thing. She looked confused and asked what I meant? 

I said if you lose, you have to take em off but I still don't get to see you naked. She smiled and asked what the hell are you talking about? I said it's simple. If you lose then you get to tie my hands behind my back first. Then you can blindfold me or put a bag over my head, or both. This will insure that I cant see anything, including you being naked. And then you take em off. I will have been in the same room while you were naked but I wasn't allowed to see you naked.