10. Two of my friends made me kneel naked in the bathtub with my mouth open while they pissed on my face.

9.  One of them fucked my ass with a banana and a beer bottle.

8. I've been spanked naked in a cemetery.

7. Two women fucked my ass with a dlldo.

6. When I was 35 I had to stand at attention naked and jerk off in front of a 19 year old woman who'd just spanked me.

5.I've been introduced to six people for the first when I was just wearing my undies.

4. I've been stripped naked in a parking lot.

3. I once had to walk around naked for an hour with a carrot up my ass.

2.For my 21st birthday "Uncle" Ted took me to an old style leather bar and spanked me naked in front of everybody.

1. When I was 23 I spent six months in jail and was strip searched (Including cavity) multiple times. And no, the guards didn't give a single solitary fuck about my dignity. 

Message me if you want to hear more about any of them.