If I had to make an honest attempt to add up the hours in my life I have spent fucking - the time actually spent INSIDE of a woman, basically rendered useless to the world but for the sharing of carnal pleasure - it would look something like this:

 

Total lovers since I was 17:  44

 Number of years I have been sexually active: 22

Average number of times I had sex per week (over all this time I think that's about fair.. more then less now): 6

Averate time spent actively inside and fucking each time: 22 minutes

 

 

 

22years x 52weeks x 6 times per week x 22 minutes = 151,000 minutes = 2,516 hours = 100 full days

 

And by those numbers, I estimate I fucked something like 6800 times... times two teaspoons... 

 

So.. yeah. Like 18 gallons of cum. LOL!